Third. GUID speed an' furder to you, Johnny, May ye ne'er want a stoup o' bran'y May Boreas never thresh your rigs, But may the tapmast grain that wags I'm bizzie too, an' skelpin at it, But bitter, daudin' showers hae wat it, auld stumpie pen I gat it, Sae my Wi' muckle wark, An' took my jocteleg an' whatt it, Like ony clark. It's now twa month that I'm your debtor, For your braw, nameless, dateless letter, Abusin' me for harsh ill nature On holy men, While deil a hair yoursel' ye're better, But mair profane. But lef the kirk-folk ring their bells, To help or roose us, But browster wives an' whisky-stills, Your friendship, sir, I winna quat it, Then han' in nieve some day we'll knot it, An' when wi' usquabae we've wat it It winna break. But if the beast and branks be spared An' theekit right, I mean your ingle-side to guard Ae winter night. Then muse-inspirin' aquavitæ Shall make us baith sae blythe an' witty, An' be as canty As ye were nine year less than thretty, But stooks are cowpet wi' the blast, An' quat my chanter; Sae I subscribe myself, in haste, Yours, RAB The Ranter. TO WILLIAM SIMPSON, OCHILTREE. An' unco vain, Should I believe, my coaxin' billie, Your flatterin' strain. But I'se believe ye kindly meant it, On my poor Musie; Though in sic phrasin' terms ye 've penned it, I scarce excuse ye. My senses wad be in a creel, The braes o' fame; Or Fergusson, the writer-chiel, A deathless name. (O Fergusson! thy glorious parts The tithe o' what ye waste at cartes Yet when a tale comes i' my head, As whyles they're like to be my dead, (Oh, sad disease!) I kittle up my rustic reed; It gies me ease. Auld Coila now may fidge fu' fain, She's gotten poets o' her ain, Chiels wha their chanters winna hain, But tune their lays, Till echoes a' resound again Her weel-sung praise. Nae poet thought her worth his while, Or whare wild meeting oceans boil Ramsay an' famous Fergusson While Irwin, Lugar, Ayr, an' Doon, Th' Illissus, Tiber, Thames, an' Seine, Glide sweet in monie a tunefu' line; But, Willie, set your fit to mine, An' cock your crest, We'll gar our streams and burnies shine Up wi' the best. We'll sing auld Coila's plains an' fells, Her moors red-brown wi' heather-bells, Her banks an' braes, her dens an' dells, Where glorious Wallace Aft bure the gree, as story tells, Frae Southron billies. At Wallace' name what Scottish blood By Wallace' side, Still pressing onward, red-wat-shod, Or glorious dyed. Oh, sweet are Coila's haughs an' woods, When lintwhites chant amang the buds, And jinkin hares, in amorous whids, Their loves enjoy, While through the braes the cushat croods With wailfu' cry! E'en winter bleak has charms to me, When winds rave through the naked tree; Or frosts on hills of Ochiltree Are hoary grey; Or blinding drifts wild-furious flee, Darkening the day! O Nature! a' thy shows an' forms, Or winter howls in gusty storms The lang, dark night! The Muse, nae poet ever fand her, Oh, sweet to stray an' pensive ponder The warly race may drudge an' drive Hog-shouther, jundie, stretch, and strive, Let me fair Nature's face descrive, And I, wi' pleasure, Shall let the busy, grumbling hive Bum owre their treasure. |