Her teeth are like a flock of sheep, Her breath is like the fragrant breeze But it's not her air, her form, her face, Though matching Beauty's fabled queen, But the mind that shines in every graceAn' chiefly in her sparklin' een. THE BANKS OF DOON. ORIGINAL VERSION. YE flowery banks o' bonnie Doon, And I sae fu' o' care? Thou'll break my heart, thou bonnie bird, That sings upon the bough; Thou minds me o' the happy days Thou 'll break my heart, thou bonnie bird, For sae I sat, and sae I sang, Oft hae I roved by bonnie Doon, Wi' lightsome heart I pu'd a rose And my fause luver staw the rose, COME DOWN THE BACK STAIRS. O, whistle, and I'll come To you, my lad; O, whistle, and I'll come Though father and mither EPITAPH ON MY FATHER. O YE, whose cheek the tear of pity stains, Draw near with pious rev'rence and attend! Here lie the loving husband's dear remains, The tender father, and the generous friend. The pitying heart that felt for human woe; The dauntless heart that feared no human pride; The friend of man, to vice alone a foe; 'For e'en his failings leaned to virtue's side.' EPITAPH ON JOHN DOVE, INNKEEPER, MAUCHLINE. HERE lies Johnny Pidgeon: To some other warl' Maun follow the carl, For here Johnny Pidgeon had nane! Strong ale was ablution, Small beer persecution,― A dram was memento mori; Was the saving his soul, And port was celestial glory. EPITAPH ON JOHN BUSHBY, WRITER IN DUMFRIES. HERE lies John Bushby, honest man! EPITAPH ON A WAG IN MAUCHLINE. LAMENT him, Mauchline husbands a', For had ye staid whole weeks awa', Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye pass EPITAPH ON A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER. HERE Souter Hood in death does sleep; EPITAPH FOR ROBERT AIKEN. KNOW thou, O stranger to the fame EPITAPH FOR GAVIN HAMILTON. THE poor man weeps-here Gavin sleeps, A BARD'S EPITAPH. Is there a whim-inspired fool, Owre fast for thought, owre hot for rule, And owre this grassy heap sing dool, And drap a tear. Is there a bard of rustic song Who, noteless, steals the crowds among, O, pass not by! But, with a frater-feeling strong, Here heave a sigh. Is there a man, whose judgment clear Here pause-and, through the starting tear, The poor inhabitant below Was quick to learn, and wise to know, And softer flame, But thoughtless follies laid him low, Reader, attend! Whether thy soul Know, prudent, cautious self-control EPITAPH ON A FRIEND. AN honest man here lies at rest, |